So, I was thinking earlier...and this drabble sprung out of my mind and onto my computer.

( Dan wants a baby )

The rustling of the sheets and subsequent movement of the bed brought Dan’s sore body back to consciousness. His bleary eyes were greeted by the sight of Anderson Cooper pulling up his jeans. Dan smiled vaguely and snuggled deeper into his pillow, letting himself snooze a while longer ( Read more... )

Dan's not in today! But he's probably just tired from all the redhotty buttsex him and Anderson had all weekend. I mean, why do Anderson Cooper 360 if you can kick off the weekend right after Abrams Report?

Heh, I was watching Anderson Cooper 360 just now and Anderson announced that he was going to do an interview with the sketch artist in the Michael Jackson trial and I knew off the top of my head that his name was Bill Robles.

O.O I watch way too much Abrams Report.

I consider my self a somewhat mature, intelligent individual, but...did you guys hear everyone saying 'Deep Throat' all day?!

How can you not be reduced to snickers when Dan Abrams annuciates 'Deep Throat' the way he does thirty times in the first fifteen minutes minutes of his show? And Anderson saying, "Deep Throat is now in deep retirement"? ( Read more... )

I'm so tired! I was at the Laguna Beach tide pools and the Newport Estuary all yesterday on, literally, 15 minutes of sleep and I only got a few hours last night.

School! ::dies::

Travis wants to go to Good Will in a half hour or so. That should be cool. I'm kind of broke though.

Anderson looked so good today. Pinstripes! What is he ( Read more... )

I'm really stuck on this, but you listen....you listen.

Let me get right to the point: Being a registered M.D., or at least that's what I'll tell Danny Abrams, I perscribe buttsex.

Preferably with Anderson Cooper.

Hopefully taped and then sold for a profit on my website RedhottyestButtsexEver.com/I guess that's all I have to say. I had a ( Read more... )

Right after telling some guy he was sorry that his daughter died of bulimia, Anderson Cooper said, "Mmmm, Cinnamon Toast," because they showed a box of it going by on some b-roll of stock footage.

That was so cute.

I mean, Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a baby cereal. It's so sweet. Don't get me wrong, it's delicious, but it's chocked full of sugar ( Read more... )